Cute sayings/stories?

You know that one little story where the girl friend asks the boy a few questions? Then he says almost no to everything or it's negative to what she's asking? Like 'do you lke me' 'choose me or your life' then he clarifys everything to her? I need some sweet things like that that I can share. =) Like the one "A guy gives the girl of his dreams 10 roses 9 real and 1 fake, He gives her the 9 roses then presents her with the fake rose and says 'I'll love you until the last one dies' " You know something like that. So please help me with this?